Being natural ranters, we can think of something to complain about in every situation in our daily lives, even desserts. Unfortunately, not everyone is down with hate and many people, unwittingly being haters themselves, don’t like to hear our hilarious complaints all the time. That’s why there is Youtube and trolling.

Trolls – especially Youtube trolls – get a ton of hate, but we are here to show them our support. We enjoy picking fights on Youtube because they are low commitment. We can state our complaint and GTFO. Or we can go at it back and forth with some poor bastard and leave at arbitrary moments.

The best part of being a troll is that you can’t lose. If no one bites, you win because you got to complain. If someone takes the bait and has the final say, you win because you got to complain and annoy the hell out of someone. If someone enters the fight and you end up owning them, you win because you got to complain, annoy the hell out of someone, and make them speechless.

You mad, bro?