Halloween Costume Ideas

Happy (late) Halloween! If you have parties to go to this weekend and don’t know what to wear, we’ve got some ideas for you!

1. Charlie Sheen

Yeah, he has been out of the radar for a while and this costume has been overdone in the past, but with the epic failure Two and a Half Men has been without him, it is a good time to remind people how good they used to have it. All you need to do is wear a bowling shirt and cargo pants, take a lot of drugs and yell at every one you see that you are “Hallowinning!”

2. Slutty food

Why be a conventional slutty nurse/cop/devil when you can be Slutty Corn?

OR, if you are feeling extra hot, be a little wild and go for Slutty Popcorn!

However, if you are trying to appeal to men, we all know how much they like sandwiches. That is why you should give Slutty Hamburger a try:

Ok, enough pictures of slutty food.

3. This Thing

Taken from It’s okay that you’re a Dumbass (on facebook)

We have no idea what this is. It is ugly, scary, disturbing and cannot be unseen. We apologize in advance.

What are YOU going (or went) as for Halloween this year? What are some of the weirdest costumes YOU’ve ever seen? Let us know in the comments!

WTF Fall Fashion

I don’t follow fashion much. But from what I have read during my extensive research (aka: this article. And some of this article) on this Fall’s fashion trends, to be stylish this fall you should dress like a boy. In hand me downs. From your older brother. Who is casually also a biker/Catwoman/Charlie’s Angel. Then, throw on some chunky knitted accessories and you are good to go!

OR, try dressing like the hunter from Snow White:

Oversized jacket? Check. Stylish hat? Check. Gloves? Check. Tights? Check. Ankle booties? You can’t see it here, but trust me: Check! BONUS: His hair is a super stylish bob!

I guess I will stay out of fashion for now. Except I quite like the ankle booties.

What are some fashion trends YOU hate?

WTF Fashion Confused People

Some people have no fashion sense whatsoever and wear the ugliest clothes. Like wearing sporty stuff when not going to the gym. Or crocs to, like, anywhere.

But some people are what we like to call Fashion Confused. These fall into 3 main categories: Weather Confused, Age Confused and Size Confused.

1. Weather Confused:

These are people who can’t figure out if it’s hot or cold outside, or whose upper body and lower body are having a fight about the weather, so they wear stuff like miniskirts with Uggs, or coats with flip flops.

<img src="pic.gif" alt="Miniskirt and Uggs">

2. Age Confused:

People who are Age Confused fall into two subcategories:

2.2. Old teenagers:

Aging is beautiful. Ok, not really. You get, like, wrinkly and saggy and your hair turns white (SO not a flattering colour). But you WILL get old. Even if you hit the jackpot and look like Demi Moore are Madonna, people will know you are old. So suck it up and donate teenage clothes to your grandkids.

<img src="pic.gif" alt="Nancy Jones">

Adult children:

We are not talking about kids who dress like whores. We are talking about kids who are already wearing makeup, and heels. Although everyone knows those are mandatory for looking good, kids have better things to worry about, like how many calories there are per spoonful of glue. <img src="pic.gif" alt="girl applying makeup">

Size Confused:

Those are people who don’t own a mirror are in denial, so they can’t figure out what size they are. And that’s super unfortunate for the rest of us, who need to look at stuff like this:

<img src="pic.gif" alt="Clothes are too small">

Some people wear clothing a few sizes too big. But if you look like this, you are forgiven:<img src="boy.gif" alt="Cute boy in oversized clothes">

What are some fashion trends YOU don’t get?

WTF Wedge Sneakers

I don’t get to see my extended family very often, so when I do I get to spend quality time with them presents (score!). So when my aunt told me she wanted to get me new pair of shoes because it was my birthday  because it was Christmas for no fucking reason at all I started doing some window shopping, for research purposes.

That’s when I came across the dumbest, most pointless piece of footwear ever known to mankind: Wedge Sneakers.

I’m not a sneaker, not yet a wedge.

They look like sneakers, but they have built-in “secret” wedges. That way you can look like a tall athletic dumbass lady. But you don’t. You look like an idiot who just stuffed your shoes to appear taller. And everyone can tell that that is NOT your true height. And worst of all, you look sporty. Gross. Looking sporty is for the gym and Sporty Spice  (who surely got the third choice of which Spice Girl she wanted to be. Last one to pick was obviously Scary Spice).

What fashion trend do YOU hate?

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