WTF Rain

I hate it when it rains just a little. It’s enough for you to feel some raindrops, but not enough to warrant taking out your umbrella. Conversely, I hate when it feels like I’m under a fucking waterfall. There’s a perfect amount of rain, and it’s good for there to be rain sometimes. As someone called Kin Hubbard (hmm who the fuck is that? Apparently he – or she? – is dead) once said while he was high as shit: “Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation”.

Uhhh, I don’t get it. I always start conversations talking about myself.

What are YOUR signature conversation starters? 

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