Britney Spears Retro-Rant

Ok, so Britney is not really retro. And not really pretty, or talented (in a Jimmy Hendrix, Eric Clapton, John Lennon kind of way).

<img src="pic.gif" alt="Britney Spears Not Talented">

And judging by the fact that James Franco’s arm was stuck in a rock for longer than she was married to Jason Allen Alexander (the dude she married in Vegas), she is not really classy either (except for the fact that her name starts with Brit, and those people are classy as fuck).

<img src="pic.gif" alt="127 hours poster">


<img src="gif.gif" alt="Britney Spears Vegas Wedding">

But dissing Brit is way too easy and overdone.

So I want to say that, no matter what, if “Oops I Did it Again” or “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll” comes on, I will get up, dance and belt out the lyrics. And that’s gotta count for something.

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  1. onemorethingkp

     /  September 25, 2012

    Haha I love this!


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