Anatidaephobia and others

I usually have nothing against animals (I actually like a lot of them, an extensive list coming up soon), or so I thought, until this morning.

So this morning, as I was walking to my bus stop, I saw this random rabbit. Even as I got closer, it wouldn’t move. At one point, I jumped towards it and it still wouldn’t move. At first, I thought it was just taking its daily dump, so I minded my own business.

<img src="pic.gif" alt="Rabbit and Dog">What’s your deal? What up, bro? Like, MOVE or something. You are not a stuffed animal, stop pretending to be one. You’re an animal? Then be an animal and move like this basset hound. Now that’s better.

Then, it struck me like a slap in the face. This rabbit is watching me.

<img src="pic.gif" alt="Anatidaephobia">

My life will never be the same.

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