About “inspirational pictures”

Ever since Facebook introduced Timeline, you see them everywhere. Yes, we’re talking about “inspirational pictures” that are on every teenage girl’s cover picture, or as we like to call them, “emo pics with words”. These emo pics with words can be put into three different categories.

1. Background: water, water and more water


that I drowned.


yeah, because you’re in the ocean, you dimwit.


an apostrophe is missing.

2. Pics with bad bad words


and become a fucking nebula.


and your friend becomes your pet horse.

3. Pure bullshit


you’d have more luck breathing if you weren’t wrapped in plastic.



And my personal favorite:

Are YOU guilty of emo pic-ing your Facebook profile?

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  1. you missed the dead sea burial 🙂

  2. My favorite was a Facebook cover photo that said, “Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there is footsteps on the moon.” I had to supress the urge not to comment, “A basic grasp of sentence agreement and structure is probably a better goal to start with than space travel.”


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