Delusional Adele Rant

Adele is a delusional pyromaniac stalker. She just goes around following people and invading their homes like “Hey, waddup? I know you are fucking married but I thought I would try my luck anyways”. Fucking home wrecker. Then when she figures out this dude wants nothing to do with her (FUCKING DUH) she starts running around chasing inanimate objects (i.e. pavements) and lighting shit on fire. Like rain. Dafuq. Not only does she claim to successfully set rain on fire, but she is such a fucking pro that she presumably does it with just one hand, since the other is being used to touch my face.

But kudos to her for losing weight and becoming fucking rich and famous:

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