Asshole waiters

Yeah, we’re students. Yeah, we don’t have a lot of money. Yeah, we’re probably going to order the cheapest food on the menu.

Tell me if this has ever happened to you: you’re with a group of friends, the hostess brings you to a table, gives you a menu… and never returns.

Image(No, we waited ONE HOUR)

So what do you do when your waiter is being an asshole? Well, that’s simple. Be an asshole customer! Here are some suggestions:

– Leave a penny on the table (and a note too, if you’re feeling especially creative).
– Or, if you’re rather on the shy side, pretend you’re a foreigner and skip the tip. Hey, who can blame ya?
– MAKE A SCENE. Make everyone present in the restaurant know how angry you are. Put on your most pissed, you-don’t-mess-with-me face and demand to speak to the manager. Chances are, you’ll get a free meal out of it (or two). Remember, the louder the better.
– Or, if you’re rather on the shy side, write the manager a super long e-mail (don’t be afraid to exaggerate a little). Live is almost always better, but you could probably score a gift card with a well written complaint letter (true story). Oh, the power of words!

(Nothing pisses this lady off more than a waiter who gets her order wrong)

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